2009/02/05

Hollywood's Squares


What’s up readers? I am sure you all remember your first day of school. You all remember the first time you met your wife or girlfriend. You all remember the first time you got so drunk at a bar and crapped your pants in front of a Perfect 10 model who, up until that point, seemed vaguely interested in you. Wait, what? That was just me?

Oh well, the point is, you will all remember the first time you read Hollywood’s Squares. You will remember it when you are sitting on your yacht that you bought with the money I made you, with your supermodel girlfriend who is only with you because of that aforementioned money.

Every day, I will be posting plays to bet on. The name of the column comes from the fact that those who bet on popular games that the public is purposely hoaxed by the books into playing are called Squares in the gambling world. And Hollywood Squares is the name of a famous game show. See what I did there? It’s a pun, get it? Clever, eh?

I don’t care how you fund your illegal betting habit, whether it be with a bookie or through a website (if it is through a website, feel free to email me and I will let you know if you ever have a chance of seeing the money you win). Bottom line is, follow my picks, and, in the long run, you will make cash.

I will have 5-0 days, I will have 0-5 days. But when all is said and done, you will have so much money that you will be able to quit your crack habit and upgrade to the much classier powder form of cocaine. Better get rich quickly, once word spreads, I may start charging for these picks, as I myself am also getting bored of injecting heroin through used syringes.

On to night #1.


NBA card is very small, so no plays there. As far as NCAA goes, I have a few gems here.

Rhode Island –3.5
Northern Colorado –1.5
UC Riverside +3
Davidson –10.5 (first half bet)
Michigan –4


Play those. Sometimes I will give reasons. Other times, I will not. Tonight I will not. However, I will say that in these cases, I am betting on a team that may not be as good as the team they are opposing, but have more motivation or home court. One of the best ways to make money is to take teams at home when they are playing teams that are clearly better than them, but the line seems too good to be true (Miami last night).

Good Luck, and lets make some $$$$$.

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